Mass Ado About Nothing; or maybe a little sumpin’ and sumpin; Look at me I am the Catholic Now!

yaycatholics.jpgI go to mass not infrequently. It’s kind of weird for me because I am not Catholic. I would not like to become Catholic. I will always be a natural WASP, which is code for elite pagan.

 Just because above vidya makes me feel so lovely and WASPY. Such a good fee


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There is only one kind of mind that springs for a slippery and sandy lack of foundation that can birth this evil. I won’t tell you what kind of mind it is. I will hints you. It is born of slippery. It knows nothing of logos-or love-or beauty. Kind of like a tick or the opposite of the arctic. Worthless and yet cloying. Disclaimer: the lying fascist author of this blog post said nothing about Ben Shapiro who is NOT a super-evil little weasel. Shame on you and your grandma. Also send your grandma Ben B. Shapiro’s scholarship to geriatric porn-empowerment.

I love catholics. TheIr f@priesclass-not so much.  The Catholics don’t make me want to stand up and scream: “WTf are you talking about? Christ died for 30 damn shekels! Same reason they kill most people!

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I sat with a couple of European friends- not eternal anglos like me.  Actually lady friends whomst werst raisest in Europeist.

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I tried to be very polite when the boring loony-goon “priest”  cried on and on about how we should donate money for his brave mission to bring savages into our homes to destroy us.

To my surprise, my tall and blonde and european,and in their own way f@ggot dear-friends,who I have to always be super careful around because you know- I am a super-nazi (which means a neon-nazi that comes with sour-cream and guacamole) Anyway,the taller one leans over and whispers very loudly, “It’s too much!” She didn’t even add what she usually does about every tiny thing “Don’t you think? 

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I was careful not to nod so hard my head fell off! I couldn’t help but want to scream “I have been trying to tell you this!

But can grills be f@ggotry? Pretty sure the answer is yes.

 

But what surprised me even more is the two older single American-looking women sitting down the pew from us. I guess boomers. Seemed to be infected with the same strange giggle-fest as ourselves when we were listening to a polyester-draped wanna-be homo (cheap vestments protruding, disgraceful priest),  explain to us about the great violent people in Africa that we can send billions of our dollars to, so as  they can take exams! 

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Absolute proof that I am incapable of understanding men that would like congress with these test-takers

Very moving! We should be moved and what? Oh,feel very sad that some exams were not graded because the lovely Africans decided to eat each other instead, goy monies and guilt needed ASAP for important exam testing!

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Yay! Kuru!

I paid extra neon-supremacist attention (which costs extra) to see if this delight of boomer-f@ggotry priestender would mention the plight of S. Effrika. 

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Not a single word.

I thought about asking to join his special f@ggot brigade to bring exams!  to the children of black cannibals but with a racist request of examining how we can make sure after we save the Boer that those future-farmers of Starvation Africa bother us no more.

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I decided against it. I did something I have always chided tall friend for- I took communion. 

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I had noticed our polyester clad prince of subversions eyes dancing upon me; during his Jordan Peterson on grant money for exams funding begging hour.

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Lol! like this is not a subversive agent. We never do this foulness on them. How evil are they?

 

I used this opportunity to create theatrical and entertaining signs of disapproval with my eyes and my nose and my lips. Not super fancy but just enough to make him stutter. To make him doubt he read the right memo. 

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Meanwhile, we very respectable looking ladies are contagiously giggling up a derisive storm. 

Personally, I felt I deserved a high tea for my efforts of restraint and simultaneous allegiance to beauty and love.

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Instead I took Catholic communion as an act of aggression against the McCain-francis Class of Globo-homo. FFS I know how to take communion. because people. This time was the best time ever though! 

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I think this is not exactly Fr. Barney Franks but it is hard to tell. I am pretty sure that the priest had more f@ggot Tom Hanks face and less scared Gerbil (((f@gggot)) face. Idk. I am not one to blame a gay-gerbil to fear where they are headed. I do not understand the random giant tibby . But yes-pretty much- and when ployester-f@ggots with fake vestments and fake doctrines try to assume your people morals- well they are standing on quicksand and it is easy to push them under. Kinda fun too.

After listening to this smug jerk tell me how not only should I let savages invade and destroy my people I should pay for it because they have some wild exam hunger. After that. After catching his eyes and looking derisively backafter making him shuffle and stutter—

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Look how they stalk us! Like this greasy perv is a gentile! Why do we tolerate their constant persecution? All they live for is to harm others. Don’t believe me? Read Deuteronomy. Don’t take my word for it; take theirs.

As an eternal protestant/elite-faced pagan ambassador I took this cannibal cracker of Christ (tasted poorly-as alwaysand looked that lump down like a determined Somalian who is not interested in lies any more. I told now Montraelean Canadista

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I realize I pretty much doxxed myself by posting this mock-up of my auntie. You may have heard it- but you didn’t hear it from me- if you ever find yourself in a lampshade-shoppe in Montreal run by a woman with a crooked photo-shopped mouth and a birthmark on her forehead that resembles a spiral water-mark who has nothing to say; back away slowly, tell her that you too find her niece very charming and hit a quick bellamy salute to avoid being next-weeks special, of course if you have beautiful skin that is

auntie and before I could even spill the guts of the story she said like “Captain Phillip? ” and I said yes and if this is not right.  If you notice I cannot be arsed to look up the name of some demon movie from Hollywood- you are catching on!

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Here is me and my most glorious communion with the idea that my people throw off their shekels! OH! and loser has very similar groace-face to Tom ? Balamy? Cruise? OH no hanks. Who cares? 

I srsly make the best docudramas ever. I mean srsly. How many complicated whatever-nots have I made? I had a very sincere since of pride when I said, “I am the Catholic now!” bc he super didn’t know I was a teasing soup-taker.

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Another (((larper))) picture this face looking straight on. You will find a droopy nose and bat ears. No pagan of mine! The stalking is so weird.

 

I encourage you in every way and every day to find the smallest ways that make the most profound impact to let these abusive demons know that you are the catholic now. 

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“The eye-beams knoweth” Emerson

 

 

It takes so little to rattle these demons because they know they don’t belong here. 

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Your God already blesses you! You cannot escape being the child of your God and God loves your ever cell.

 

 

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Don’t be afraid to use your ice cube trays as bead storage

They are very handy.

 

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They are also very good for acrylic paint. The main point here though is- don’t be afraid. Don’t ever be afraid. Love surrounds you and you cannot escape it. Be fiercely beautiful. Freeze them out with the weapons they do not understand.

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Don’t wring your hands. Take courage. Mother Nature has your back. Relax and have a good laugh at their pathetic passion plays. Avoid gossip and silliness. It is true that mistakes will be made. 

have a good laugh at our mistakes and keep your eyes on the horizon.

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Mother Nature still hiding her power-level as she sends fantastic foot-soldier to tell uppity Satan and his children, “bye Felicia” I’m pretty sure that is the Hart-Cellar Act pictured at bottom left.

The slippery-slope is wypipo fallacy jus’ like inertia! Merde! ooo la la la la

You honestly have to have an I.Qunder 6 million to srsly believe that a slippery slope is even a real. If you believe slipper sloppies are real, you de facto believe dykes are real and they aren’t just ladies who think, “I actually prefer endless desert over a husband.”

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Pie is delicious after all!

I vulgar science!!!

Science Says Me! Inertia

So wait- wut? Ay- hol’ up. Science be sayin’ that slipperdey sloppin’ be inevitablizizzle unless it hits against oppositional-shizzle? 

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Ain’t nobody got time for that. Gnome I’m sayin?

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Think about it! Srsly! If slippity-slopes or inertia my nizzitia was real than we would have things like this: 

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Who are you? Someone charged with the protection of children and families ya dumb f@ggot welfare queen

Turned into the things we were promised would never happen.

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Don’t like your children being threatened with rape and evil bigot? What is wrong with you? They are just like us! Why keep them in the closet?

Maybe science, like race, is a real? Nah! couldn’t be! That is straight up child-abuser-phobia!

 

The truth about Melania Trump

Is I think I really like her. When I was first exposed to her I really thought she was not for me. 

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I accidentally found this super cute photo of young Melan

The wasp in me will always struggle with the glitz and glamor and show-boating and too much make-up and narrowed eyes.

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tbh this may just be an east-coasty thing. My coast may be #1 f@ggot coast but it still tends to prefer the fresh-faced natural looking grill to the severe east coast beauty. No no disrespect.

What the majority of Americans fail to realize is that- this whole NJ aesthetic of Trump of the many over-sized and yet golden-letters makes me physically ill. I am super-not a snob but Florida-but Atlantic-city- but giant light up letters of one’s own name in gold plagued me with a bigotry that only the Golden One himself could ever penetrate.

In all sincerity it is this exact video that was my turning point from idiot sh1t-lib clochard to renegade sf-tier hobo who had just jumped on the Trump-Train:

This video made me do a 180.  I am completely serious. I had already divorced the left but a loud guy like Trump? My inner-WASP disavowed.

The devotion to the understatement and quietness of our very real passions has been the our ridiculous achilles hill. A famous white-supremliacious band wrote a song about it. They came under so much heat from the Bush family for it that they had to pretend to change the name to “The Ghost in you”. Lizards in broke-back human costumes are so jelly if the people they are impersonating assert themselves. Listen closely though and you can hear this f@ggot is really singing the “Wasp” in you.  Because they are racial realists and know the entractable desire in each person to create their inner-reality to their external culture.

Also this slob:

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How has the globohomo-complex so lost the plot that they have this greasy-haired fug-monster weighing in on sartorial concerns? I thought they were supposed to be ‘high IQ?’ What is she? A mix of biker-slag and soccer-mom? I don’t even know! ( and I know most things)

the other big problem I accidentally caused Melania is- as a prank I painted on her jacket before she went to Texas. It was a joke! I was referring to april Ryan and her vicious protests against blacks by appearing in the white house press-core and acting as if she has a blob of hostile tapioca pudding where her brain is supposed to be.

I was joking! I meant to write: Idgaf” but I could not remember how to spell it and so therefore vis a vis and lots of other polyglotanious words I ended up dabbing ‘Cry moar CNN qq! qq! qq! using nikola tesla’s standard of spelling: 

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My inspired and the only decent standard of spelling that people who care about children of the burrito should truly try to understand is: I also had a dream (just like Martin Luther King the Shortie) that Melania made me pancakes and bacon for breakfast. The thing was- is she let the syrup goop all over the bacon and I pretended that I didn’t eat bacon because I didn’t want to insult her for making it suck through syrup. She ate all my bacon and Barron was like all “Mom- 13 pieces of bacon? You are going to get fat!”  which I didn’t believe because she’s too smart for that. It did embarrass me though to hear Barron criticize his mother so I said ” there are no calories in breakfast”  As if I was a progressive-leftist. Poetic- I know.

You are pretty much welcome for this poast of great historical import.

USA! to Zimbabwe!: Trump Hatred is Proxy for Hate of you whitey

Jimmy-Jean-Louis-dans-le-role-de-Toussaint-Louverturehonestly, make no mistake. The allies of whites (lol-right- like we have any) and ‘newcomers‘ who are breaking into your home for their exciting self-enrichment by exploiting you and your unique culture- hate you more than they love themselves.

In case you are not aware the transition of Rhodesia, aka the Bread basket of Africa, into a land of violence and famine- 

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look it up to see your future if you wish to see the future of cucked-whites.

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Racist white Rhodesians fitting black children with leg braces in healthy and clean environment. It is important to grow-up with strong legs in order to slaughter the people who feed you when you are older. Watch out for huWhite ladies they be laying food and medzin all up in yo’ bizness. Gnome I sayin’?

Or check out Haiti where kiked-up Frenchies were convinced the doctrine of equality and hoped to make everyone equal. That is the real reason for the ‘lolzverultion‘ of the blacks that turned Haiti from the jewel of the caribbean into the world’s most prize-winning mud-cookie bakery. 

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Haitians use voodoo magic to make slavery look much more attractive than what they have achieved in independence

we should really have a nobel prize for destruction of civilization, as that is what the dominant award givers are into. One of these awards could be given to Detroit or Los Angeles school district. 

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Jlaw receiving her bj-queen of the year award from Weinstein. Why eyes so dead Jlaw? What have you seen. Wait,don’t tell me

One of the remarkable aspects of white genocide is that these same people, who blame their bad behavior on white colonialism, insist they must break into our home and take care of them.

Brave and Stunning Haitian immigrant must come to creepy-cracka country to help us spend all that extra money we have for education. Savage is wrong here-she was 19 at this time and getting ready to go to her senior year of high school. When did that become a thing? Getting free public high-school into her twenties? She brings up the important point that wypipo looking at peoples of brown is rayciss. She came to America as a child and retains no accent. But you creepy raycisims think she should be able to read? Well you white burrito supremes should know that she can read now! MSM taught her in a matter of weeks. Just ask Pers Morgan. He finds her very smart! You are a bigot!

Wut? So you hate us because we tried to bring you education and medicine and transportation and okay, but when we leave you on your own you demand that break into our home so you can have education and medicine and transportation and okay-

How about 

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The French revolution is the reason the French tried to bring equality to their blacks. Well Quelle Surprise! They larped as us and then slaughtered us and now starve to death. Who could have guessed?

If for no other reason; live out of spite

Of course it is very sad to learn of Andrew Dodson’s death:

Of course I know very little about this man or have any empirical knowledge of the dark night of his soul; and yet it is oczam razor tier thinking that makes it plausible that he was Dylann Roofed into despair and felt the only option left to him was violence and murder.

There is an absolute murder that happens in every suicide.

Europeans world-wide are being denied civil-rights systematically. We are the only group in our own countries who have law codified discriminating against us.

We are denied freedom of association alone. These laws are enacted to promote people who are encouraged to invade and destroy our culture for their economic benefit. People who are hostile and envious of us. We are told we are the worst people on earth for not yearning for our own destruction.

I am telling you white people of color friends; something happened to give evil a foot-hold in 1963 a strong foot-hold.

Call me a conspiracy theorist and it makes me swell with pride! Tin-foil hats are the new black. Conspiration (nu w3rd) just means: being together in love but a little backed-up.

The elves and their linguistic machinations of lies and gibberish are right about one thing: we are all as individuals a part of a spiritual whole. Your toe, your belly, your ear are all an important part of you.

Just like the plagued white who is not only being denied civil rights, that he alone brought into the world, may feel abandoned. You are not abandoned. We are all part of the same body and you have an obligation to live joyfully and long.

Yes! I know you will have to strategically judge every situation we are in. Yes!  I know! The hatefulness is foreign and ugly to us. That is why we don’t fight marxism on that level. WE fight it with love and joy and Beauty !Beauty ! Beauty!the weapons they are ignorant of. The weapons that all the blue-prints and espionage cannot unlock the secrets to. These feelings don’t exist in our enemies this is how we grab the frame.

The current spell that people are under is temporary. WE are figuring it out and nature is on our side and she is the biggest enforcer of them all. For those despairing whites-be strong you are a loved part of our beautiful soul. We are not coming for you we are already here with you. Listen with your hips. See through your toes.Look at the seams. Guard the HInges. Recognize that your whole body is an antennae for your god and people. Recognize that the outside world is trying to make you believe that you have no obligation to your people. That you are not important to us. You are important to us.

 

Train yourself to meditate all day long. See the world from ideal as much as possible. Remember the enemy’s hope is to arouse your passions into confusion. Manipulation for their true harvest:  misery. Misery is the only true hard currency in their world.

 

deny those ug fuggs! 

bare your fangs and bark ‘nope‘ we are better at this than our enemies.

I think we’re alone now… Syriaus

so Vladdie and I were horseback riding through the Ural Mountains and blowing-off steam. 

We were singing:

In regard to the Syrian disaster.

We were giggling and laughing until I told Vladdie, that I in fact did not believe there was an international law that everyone who rides horse back in the Ural mountains has to ride topless, Vlad can if he wants but I am not bamboozled so easily, 

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That’s my horse right behind Vladdie but I am completely covered, see the look on his face when he tried to convince me I was being unconventional? This isn’t my first time on the ME greater Israel rodeo!

We stopped for a picnic. I hadn’t packed much- havarti and crackers and vodka. That made him laugh, “Crackers for the Crackers!” 

 

“I thought that you would find it lolworthy” I rejoined. things turned seriously after that though- “so tell me me- what has happened to the great American-orange-Lord? “

I answered, “Baby, you know exactly what happened He looked srsly at me and simply said “Nyet” and then said something like “Не играй со мной Американская сука”

I assured him that I would not and to not use that language if he wanted an answer. He apologized and gave me a shot of the water of life and we toasted. And then another. 

Then my tongue was loosened and I told him: “Look a 3rd world war has been promised forever. The Kalergi plan is well behind schedule. The seven countries to be destroyed by ZOG are way behind schedule. It doesn’t matter and at the same time of course it matters. Trump was told that look-we have tried so many false flags- the next false flag will be the death of thousands of your citizens. You are going to mess with the people that would sink the USS Liberty? Look what we did in Egypt! Look what we did in the Ukraine! Look at the middle ages black death! We have no brakes.”

Nobody cares about sex/divorce scandals. You cannot destroy a nation’s sense of morality and then try to play it as an ace when you have already taken it out of the deck” 

Vladdie nodded knowingly. Our only choice he said is to act as a plague. To come from every angle. To bring attention to who is behind this naked aggression. To who benefits. This war against the well-being of people cannot be won by a leader but an army of nature. 

We must publicize who the dual citizens are and why this conflict of interest is so obviously a problem.  I smiled at Vladdie and said ” exactly! and never let up!”

“Your people must be so proud of you” Vladdie tried to comfort me with. 

“Nyet!” I laughed.  “They are busy proving that I am a stupid-grill thot. My people don’t have my back. My people are afraid of being made a fool of and that makes them courage-phobic.  We still have to pivot at every loss and leverage it into a win even as we run into Ragnarök.”

Vladdie laughed and said: “You know miss Martyr you will wind-up burnt at the stake. You are not the first foolish miss to go this way!” 

I laughed back as we Russian cheered again. People are killed but spirits are not.  Life is not meant to be lived on the knees. Then we smiled and clinked glasses and yelled- Прошу прощения за птицу.

 

 

Then I said- “Here is to death!” we clinked again and he said “Death before honor!” 

We laughed and sang ” I think we are alone now” 

I should have known better