word press is either messing with me or completely incompotent

It’s not letting me post media. It’s not letting me edit drafts. Who knows? Who cares? 

I had a draft of the math-themed father’s day card I made and how awesome my dad is.

I hadn’t even yet included how on actual father’s day I was walking home from f@ggot church that gave me an actual card to beg the DOJ to destroy my country- I was approached by an old black man who at first I couldn’t tell if he was talking to me or not- Chimp was. 

So while talking to my father to wish him happiness and respect- old negro man approaches me and calls me a “Stupid white b1tch and bix nood bix nood and stuffing p^ssy p^ssy p^ssy” 

I did something very uncharacteristic and flipped him off- albeit lazily.  One must never give these people the attention they seek. It was only then that I noticed I had allowed myself to wander into a public housing area.  Once I flipped the Jesse Jackson-aged slobberer off he came back with death threats because I had the audacity to not be appreciative of his magnificent contributions and suchst (to speak in high-faulting negroist termst)

I again-boredly sent the weaklings number one to him without looking as to his response Dad asks what is going on and I tell him I am just celebrating diversity. No biggie.  I was shocked by a young black man turning the corner just as I had left bix-nood in the dust. Happily- young man did not care. Young black men are very different in their response to white wahmen.

Must admit that I am more than a little angry about mealy-mouthed old black man making my dad worry about me. A man that no doubt has been raised from cradle to grave on our labor. Not worth my time or thought really. So glad I didn’t have a gun with me. Weird how even the lowest of a group understands that breeding with us is a benefit. 

Sorry about the lack of happy pics but WP ? Don’t tell me WP has parenthesis? Who could have guessed? 

 

Why My BF is an absolute hero

So tonight- 

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*Aside*

I am sick to death of seeing white men homeless. Within the last year I have seen the population of white homeless men rise exponentially. I have no empirical data on this. I am lollalaby fortunate enough to live in a modern Brazilian like city of fanciness. The homeless I see are becoming overwhelmingly white males. 

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There are no organizations to help these men. In fact all I see is organizations like this one run by jews of course who are anti-white men. I am pretty damn sick of it. I am in fact beyond disgusted. Dismantling ‘Whiteness” 

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Not really f@ggot. We have violence committed against us pretty much non-stop. We have our countries invaded and are told we are responsible for everyone everywhere. While we get no mutual benefit. Howabout you FRO? 

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Interesting that you don’t hear the jewish lobby talk about tolerance much anymore as that is so obviously lolzmonkey.Homeless-person-with-dog

 

Because we are social victims of marxism BF and I have a huge social life. We were leaving an actually fun evening and approached his car. (He has a car now and that makes me somewhat sad. When he seduced me he had a beat-up old truck- but now a fancy black car but it’s kind of big-I miss the truck. the truck made me love him more) 

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Anyway- I went around to my side which was on the sidewalk. Beside my door there was a young homeless white man. As soon as he saw me he stood up. He apologized. He said he was ‘sorry ma’am’ I hesitated looking in my purse for some money. I was disgusted not at this man but at my country’s shame. I told him that. I said- “this is not your shame it is our country’s” 

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BF on the other hand went ballistic. He came around and started shouting at him. He was afraid that he was threatening me. Young man responded by saying- “don’t speak to me like I am a dog!” BF continued to shout about getting away. BF and I get into his car and drive away involved in glorious argument. BF yelled at me for giving him money. I am a naive idiot etc. I explained how polite the man was and how there is no help for him and a war against white men.  He pshawed me and told me I was too difficult and he was going to meet his friend and should go home. I agreed.

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Not only was this man polite to me-he said to bf- why are you attacking me you are so lucky to be accompanied by a beautiful woman- you think that didn’t turn my head? My head was turnt. I am as simple as the most simple. homeless-young-woman-sitting-in-sleeping-bag-london-A1D535

I was surprised when less than 10 minutes later BF showed up home instead of continuing his degeneracy. “I found him. I went around the block twice but I found him. I told him that I made a mistake. I told him that ‘this is what men do-we protect our women.’ he said he understood. He knew that was what men do. He agreed.  I gave him twenty dollars and he gave me a hug.”

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This is why I love this man. What reason on earth do women have to not be incredibly grateful to men? They protect us. They love us without reason. Because we have not returned the favor. That shames me. That shames me. That shames me. 

 

 

 

Hoppin’ John

Traditional American dish served on New Year’s Day. Good news! Plenty of time to prepare and you will need: 

2 T Butter

Bacon AND Sausage

Red Pepper chopped

Small Onion Chopped

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Garlic Cloves

2 cups black-eyed peas

Salt and Pepper

Box of Chicken Stock

First chop a lot:IMG_1008

Wait. First Soak your beans. A lot of recipes will tell you to soak them for like 12 hours. Ridiculous. And I’m the paranoid one. You need like 2 hours. Just until they are softened. Oh and when you soak them put 2 as much water as beans.

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Sorry for the gross picture. They are puffy enough to be boiled though. To be fair to my horrible picture, black-eyed peas are gross and they taste gross. That is what makes my recipe all the more important.

That is why a key element of my recipe is that you buy your meats from a real butcher or preferably a real meat shop.  Not from a package. a World of Difference. A Multi-verse even.

So:

Melt the Butter

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Sauté your chopped bits. Put Aside.

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Next cook up your meets and chop them and set aside hoppingjohn2

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Finally. And I do mean Finally because by this time you are at it quite a while. In a large pot pour in your beans and chicken stock.  (Of course it is better if you make your own chicken stock but this is the alternative.)  You can add bay-leaf, but I don’t find it necessary. You can also add a bit of shredded carrot to sweeten it. Or a bit of hot sauce or cayenne.

Bring to a boil and then simmer for about 30 minutes.  

Do not over cook.

This is the biggest mistake made in modern cooking.

Over-cooking is for Taqueria-style Mexican food. Nobody wants to eat that. It’s like dog food.

There should still be a decent bite to your bean that you don’t want to lose when you add in all your choppings. You want to wait to nearly the last minute, 5 at the most, so you don’t lose the enormous flavors of the add-ins. Again, because of the dog-food affect.

Apparently, I managed to lose the ending pictures of my dish. These things do happen. Even boring girls do get bored.  You can serve it over rice. I figure why bother?  Like a salad with lots of goodies the eating is more about mining the goodies and crunchies versus some kind of communion with the boring-pea.

I do regret not having a picture to post of my finished product but at the same time it looks a mess. It’s the nature of the beast.  At the same time it is D-E-L-I-C-O-U-!