No Homo and why I lulz at White Sharia Meme

so I had to travel around because the tyranny of money.  Being a natural hermit, I hate that. Luckily I got forced into a *charmingluncheon with a hostile gang of  

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B-o-o-m-e-r                W-o-m-e-n

Terror did ensue.

 

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They quickly launched into my ‘edumaction‘ becuz I’m all stupid and not sufficiently enlightened. To be fair to myself, they didn’t know that when they instigated their self-gratifying attack on my psyche. Like with most battle-axes (completely under-utilized and excellent phrase) facts are irrelevant when there is some ego-stroking in public allowed. We very much need to bring back obscenity laws.

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The alpha-shrew was an ‘inspirational speaker‘ who ‘gets along with everyone!‘ I know this because she told me herself, while passionately assailing every single fiber of my personal experience and belief system.

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I was schooled that all men want to beat me. All men want to oppress me. These boomer women alone can free me. I think partially because I come from a long line of engineers I tend to think of things in systems. How different pieces fit together to make a large cohesive way of being. Trying to figure out what part needs repair to make a happiness.

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So I said to the chief salad spitting “native American” (lady you aren’t native “American” There was no America before anglos founded one. There was just a bunch of savages who didn’t know what a wheel was and spent most of their time starving to death.But who cares? Honestly how nice we were as a conquering nation to provide for you to the extent that there are more ‘Amerindians’ alive now than before the Spanish came? It’s not my fault you can’t adapt to technology!) So I said: Why do you think it is that so many young girls are being trafficked by gangs and so many women are being beat?  Do you think it is due to the absence of fathers that has become so rampant? Do you think it is a lack of a strong male patriarch looking out for his family and children that is the problem? “

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I was asking a sincere question as they professed to have expertise in the horrifying field of children being trafficked for sexual abuse.  

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This did not freak them out.  They tried really hard to educate me about how evil men were. I can only assume they thought I had never heard that trope before. 


whitemenThe thing that was interesting to me was that when I did freak them out it was because I said “Well I was fortunate enough to grow-up in a very homogenous community. I know for a fact that the women in my family and community were not roughly abused and no one would have stood for that. It wasn’t a part of our value system and we were enough alike that real abuse would have been easily detected. I know this is not often the case currently.”

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At this idea they all srsly recoiled in horror. I have to say it was not until I specifically expressed gratitude for ‘homogeny‘ that they did the pull-back and press a hand against their ample bosom move. Of course being born with a side of cheerleader and a side of sperg I couldn’t stop my compulsive self from marching right ahead to my doom: “I’m really grateful for the community I grew-up in and my father’s protection. I know it’s a rarity today and probably the reason so many crimes are committed against children.”

The chubby “native” or as I like to call them “inspirational American” was sputtering about some invented rule of thumb urban legend and didn’t seem to understand how this b1tchy white woman was not getting excited about “muh feminism“. As if I’d never heard that before. I smiled at her. “That sounds awful.” I said nodding. “I am very sorry for those people.” And of course I am. Who wouldn’t be? That was very sincere. “My people are just not like that.”  Because they are not. 

We’re not. We are not. We don’t value violence against women and children. I am sure there are exceptions but there is not and never has been anything normal about that in my people.

 

 I paid my bill and thanked her mid-sentence. I know I am ruining my life and committing all kinds of social faux-pas against the aggrieved masses. Groveling ins’t going to win me any favors though. I’ve seen this game played out often enough. Even though half the nasty boomers were white women they thirsted for the same thing-an arrogant white woman they can be the hero against and horrified by.

betty_gun Not really a problem for me because you will perceive me like that anyway. I’m happy to meet your need. And my people are not like that. My people are not like that. White Sharia doesn’t offend me or scare me a bit. I’ve never had a ‘partner’ whose committed a bigger crime than trying to buy me too much stuff that I don’t need. I’m not materialistic.  I grew up around families where men did their most to care for their children and wives.

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 White Sharia would probably end up with me having a lot more female friends to make fun baking stuff with. (Sorry I don’t see the feminine arts as degrading) and getting way more pairs of shoes which boyfriend seems to have an addiction to. (Men like to make their ladies look fancy like their cars. Worse things can happen to you than being spoiled)

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My father loved my mother and us in a very powerful way. The idea of having to live without his protection frightens me. He did lose his temper many times. Women and children don’t really understand boundaries though. Personally, I think the meme is funny. Look at the way white men treat dogs. Look at the way Arabs do. It reveals their true nature.

 The normal average white male has no desire to harm their women and children. They sacrifice themselves remarkably for us.

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If someone had tried to traffic me as a little grill there is no doubt in my mind they would have ended with a bullet in their brain. Everyone in town knew not to mess with me as well.  Feminists though say men and homogenous communities are the problem.

whatever, losers gonna lose.

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Snickerdoodles

In their Kek form. These are Pepe Snicks. They have been brought into our agreed upon material world but are not yet fully formed into the establishment’s white omg sugar and cinmins privilege.

 

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How did they primordially arrive here I am sure you are asking. I will tell for you:

Refrigerated

  • 2 Eggs

Baking & Spices

  • 3 cups All-purpose flour
  • 1 tsp Baking soda
  • 2 tsp Cinnamon, ground
  • 1 tsp Cream of tartar
  • 1/4 tsp Salt
  • 1 3/4 cups Sugar
  • 1 tsp Vanilla

Dairy

  • 1 cup Butter (room temp)

And YET!

 

Pre-heat oven to 400°

Cream Butter- natch what else would you do w/ it? Add wetness- also know as eggs and vanilla. Then sugar but do not lick the bowl many times to see how good just plain butter and sugar taste because you are way too disciplined for that. But you must taste at least several times to make sure you are not food-poisoning people-there is that aspect that you give of yourself. Congratulate yourself for being so giving.

In another big ol’ bowl mix up all the boring dry elements that you won’t even need to poison test bc they don’t even taste good.  After thorougly mixed fold it in to the ‘wet works’ no this does not involve murdering a supreme court judge you are thinking of the Hillary Clinton “CookThisNationBook”. In this case it only means about a 1/4 of the dry meal into the wet works. No need to place a pillow over an aging conservative’s head until they stop breathing.

Now-this is key. Roll balls of dough-they could be your husband’s or any white cis-het-normative male who is opressing you by creating a functional community between your hands evenly.  They must be small. If your target’s balls are not small- cut them with a spoon (bc this is halal-adding to the sexy off-gassing pain of the killed) to the over-all sweetness of the cookie.

 In a small bowl combine SJW cinmin at about 1/4 to 3/4 of white sugar supremacy (this may be very expensive bc actual whiteness is being hunted down like an endangered species). When thorougly mixed or ‘swirled’ as the kids say- roll your husbands or other oppressor’s balls in the sugary mix. Place on greased by the establishment’s (((nwo))) preferably  aluminum (give your alzheimers a kick start) cooking pan for 8-10 minutes.  

Voila!

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The example is on a desert plate. Do you see how small and puffy they are? This is key. The appropriators of our Nazi cookies- and we all know that every white person is a Nazi bc well there is only one historical event worth of any recognition in the whole world and that is all white people are bad because they are uppity and think they have the right to self-dertermination vis a vis Snickerdoodles.  Blonde beasts all (nevermind how we paid a tremendous price and were killed at Idk 40+ million rate)

 So I completely understand if you want to appropriate western culture and try to kill us of as you always do in favor of the wide and flattened and unwholesome Snickerdoodles Miley Cyrus style. The unflattering whore of the Snickerdoodle: groacesnicks

 

I mean I get it. WTF are those laid out over-worked shames of cookies?  Not to slut-shame but WTF?  No puff or cute or little snail pops. I can kind of understand the bullies of cultural appropriation like that viscious bully Bonita Tindle bc 

 

and I had a Miley thing here but it was too groace. But those w/ the flattened-out worked like a really embarrassing thing. Those are no Snickerdoodles of mine. Respect my culture-respect the doodle.  especially because we are plotting to leave you. We’re done of being stalked by the other.