Once again, I made a bunch of people a beautiful dinner. These people some refer to as ‘my family’. Fambly Schambly. My loyalty is always going to be to the Gold Stars like Diane Feinstein. My sole/soul goal is to enrich her and her husband in shady real estate deals.
So anywaz, whatevah! Once an effin’ gin I made this gorgeous healthy meal with fresh ingredients and thoughtful but simple composition.
And yet my BF said quite loudly:
“You know I hate Cauliflower!”
I leapt up like a joey and knocked over the table. It was glorious. I ran to the Scotland Yard website and condemned him for
Our dinner guests took this video to document our discussion about appropriate dinner-time veggies. I wuz Kanga sheeeit ad he is naturally a goat. I’ve been doing a lot of squats. Yeah. I am very brave. You are going to love my cauliflower.
h8 speakin’ at the dinner table ffs
Against a brain-looking veggie who did nothing wrong! Please flood the valiant UK’s brill campaign of anti-hate!
Unrepentant BF screamed after me (not really screamed but did say) I also hate broccoli! You know that!
This domestic violence he subjected me to is anti-science. It is anti-fractal. Fight hate wherever you see it!
And remember you have no right to preferences. You must and will hate yourself if you are white. You must and will love being the victim of non-white crime against you for the nastiness of having beautiful communities. You have no more right to like food-stuffs than you have a right to like or dislike anyone or anything ,you homicidal gas-monkeys!
The beauty, the health, the technology, the compassion that you brought to third world (retard third-tier euphemism for sh1t tier)
doesn’t matter because you are horrible not only to Tim Wise the ug-goon who has made a career out of being genocidal and foul af,
how are we expected to believe that eternally unattractive Tim Wise, is in this for anything other than 72 virgins, Anyone who has taken a real virgin knows that virgins are not sexy-happy-time. Grills covering their face with their hands- having frozen bodies- being embarrassed is not the best hump in the world Wise. But we all know that Wise is Humi-sexual,
It’s part of his culture, what hole or whose hole is much less important than, achieving ultimate humiliation status for both rapist and victim. Nothing says lovin’ like someone in the oven. Wait- that is not right…
I forget. Anyhoo my oppressor (bf) I tried to get revenge on, by making brussels sprouts the next night. My patriarchical tyrant (bf) has no idea what he likes to eat. He said“OH! delicious” (anyone who likes brussels sprouts is clearly a communist. An EU supporter, a Jacobin, a Crypto-ADL apologist, )
He dared to look at me and actually say aloud: “You should add bacon to this”.
Like I am some Tim Wise-tier basic baboon-lady.
The really important take-away from this very highly-educated paste is: Try and shame people and exhaust them into not fighting back, repeat asinine talking points until the ‘oppressor‘ just gets will do anything to make you go away. Thank-you project mocking bird.