The truth about Melania Trump

Is I think I really like her. When I was first exposed to her I really thought she was not for me. 

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I accidentally found this super cute photo of young Melan

The wasp in me will always struggle with the glitz and glamor and show-boating and too much make-up and narrowed eyes.

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tbh this may just be an east-coasty thing. My coast may be #1 f@ggot coast but it still tends to prefer the fresh-faced natural looking grill to the severe east coast beauty. No no disrespect.

What the majority of Americans fail to realize is that- this whole NJ aesthetic of Trump of the many over-sized and yet golden-letters makes me physically ill. I am super-not a snob but Florida-but Atlantic-city- but giant light up letters of one’s own name in gold plagued me with a bigotry that only the Golden One himself could ever penetrate.

In all sincerity it is this exact video that was my turning point from idiot sh1t-lib clochard to renegade sf-tier hobo who had just jumped on the Trump-Train:

This video made me do a 180.  I am completely serious. I had already divorced the left but a loud guy like Trump? My inner-WASP disavowed.

The devotion to the understatement and quietness of our very real passions has been the our ridiculous achilles hill. A famous white-supremliacious band wrote a song about it. They came under so much heat from the Bush family for it that they had to pretend to change the name to “The Ghost in you”. Lizards in broke-back human costumes are so jelly if the people they are impersonating assert themselves. Listen closely though and you can hear this f@ggot is really singing the “Wasp” in you.  Because they are racial realists and know the entractable desire in each person to create their inner-reality to their external culture.

Also this slob:

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How has the globohomo-complex so lost the plot that they have this greasy-haired fug-monster weighing in on sartorial concerns? I thought they were supposed to be ‘high IQ?’ What is she? A mix of biker-slag and soccer-mom? I don’t even know! ( and I know most things)

the other big problem I accidentally caused Melania is- as a prank I painted on her jacket before she went to Texas. It was a joke! I was referring to april Ryan and her vicious protests against blacks by appearing in the white house press-core and acting as if she has a blob of hostile tapioca pudding where her brain is supposed to be.

I was joking! I meant to write: Idgaf” but I could not remember how to spell it and so therefore vis a vis and lots of other polyglotanious words I ended up dabbing ‘Cry moar CNN qq! qq! qq! using nikola tesla’s standard of spelling: 

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My inspired and the only decent standard of spelling that people who care about children of the burrito should truly try to understand is: I also had a dream (just like Martin Luther King the Shortie) that Melania made me pancakes and bacon for breakfast. The thing was- is she let the syrup goop all over the bacon and I pretended that I didn’t eat bacon because I didn’t want to insult her for making it suck through syrup. She ate all my bacon and Barron was like all “Mom- 13 pieces of bacon? You are going to get fat!”  which I didn’t believe because she’s too smart for that. It did embarrass me though to hear Barron criticize his mother so I said ” there are no calories in breakfast”  As if I was a progressive-leftist. Poetic- I know.

You are pretty much welcome for this poast of great historical import.

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Why My BF is an absolute hero

So tonight- 

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ouf!

*Aside*

I am sick to death of seeing white men homeless. Within the last year I have seen the population of white homeless men rise exponentially. I have no empirical data on this. I am lollalaby fortunate enough to live in a modern Brazilian like city of fanciness. The homeless I see are becoming overwhelmingly white males. 

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There are no organizations to help these men. In fact all I see is organizations like this one run by jews of course who are anti-white men. I am pretty damn sick of it. I am in fact beyond disgusted. Dismantling ‘Whiteness” 

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Not really f@ggot. We have violence committed against us pretty much non-stop. We have our countries invaded and are told we are responsible for everyone everywhere. While we get no mutual benefit. Howabout you FRO? 

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Interesting that you don’t hear the jewish lobby talk about tolerance much anymore as that is so obviously lolzmonkey.Homeless-person-with-dog

 

Because we are social victims of marxism BF and I have a huge social life. We were leaving an actually fun evening and approached his car. (He has a car now and that makes me somewhat sad. When he seduced me he had a beat-up old truck- but now a fancy black car but it’s kind of big-I miss the truck. the truck made me love him more) 

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Anyway- I went around to my side which was on the sidewalk. Beside my door there was a young homeless white man. As soon as he saw me he stood up. He apologized. He said he was ‘sorry ma’am’ I hesitated looking in my purse for some money. I was disgusted not at this man but at my country’s shame. I told him that. I said- “this is not your shame it is our country’s” 

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BF on the other hand went ballistic. He came around and started shouting at him. He was afraid that he was threatening me. Young man responded by saying- “don’t speak to me like I am a dog!” BF continued to shout about getting away. BF and I get into his car and drive away involved in glorious argument. BF yelled at me for giving him money. I am a naive idiot etc. I explained how polite the man was and how there is no help for him and a war against white men.  He pshawed me and told me I was too difficult and he was going to meet his friend and should go home. I agreed.

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Not only was this man polite to me-he said to bf- why are you attacking me you are so lucky to be accompanied by a beautiful woman- you think that didn’t turn my head? My head was turnt. I am as simple as the most simple. homeless-young-woman-sitting-in-sleeping-bag-london-A1D535

I was surprised when less than 10 minutes later BF showed up home instead of continuing his degeneracy. “I found him. I went around the block twice but I found him. I told him that I made a mistake. I told him that ‘this is what men do-we protect our women.’ he said he understood. He knew that was what men do. He agreed.  I gave him twenty dollars and he gave me a hug.”

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This is why I love this man. What reason on earth do women have to not be incredibly grateful to men? They protect us. They love us without reason. Because we have not returned the favor. That shames me. That shames me. That shames me. 

 

 

 

To-To-Toffe Me Babe; What was that Promise that you Made?

To carry on your culture?  Oh yeah. That’s what us white ladies are charged with. We must carry on hearth and home. Way more important than excel spread sheets. 

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There is no more important way to do that than through our food. There is no more beloved food than our Christmas candy.  So let’s get to it!toffee5

 

Toffee is easy and it is not. It’s like learning to ride a bike. The primordial form is easy enough to assemble. 

50%  Butter

50%  Sugar

Some Vanilla 

Some Salt

Chocolate Chips (I’ve made my own chocolate and peppermint too- the peppermint is actually worth it but haven’t been so pleased with the chocolate. I’ve also used very pricey chocolate but still have the best result with semi-sweet chocolate mid-brand)

Peppermint canes/sticks

 

 

In this case I used 1 cup of each. I suggest this as a good starting point. In a medium sauce pan I combined them over medium heat. I also added two table-spoons of water. If this is necessary or superstition I can’t tell you.

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When you are dealing with boiling sugar, you always have to stir frequently, but not in a hyper way. Add a bit of salt and vanilla during this phase. 

Pro-tip for kids whose moms had to work too much to teach them how to cook. Your regular spoon us about a teaspoon and your soup spoon is about the same as a tablespoon. In this case you will add about a teaspoon of vanilla.  If you don’t have vanilla, you can use brandy or really any kind of brown liquor.toffee4

It changes color. It’s kind of exciting. You can use a candy thermometer set on hard-crack but the real thing is that you watch the mixture rise and fall and pull away from the sides of the pot. It rises and falls a couple of times.toffee2a

 

Pour it out immediately on to some kind of aluminum foil covered dish that has sides. You can pretty much tell within the first five minutes if it worked because it starts to harden right away.toffee7

 

Then sprinkle and spread the chocolate on top. Like frosting a cake. For the peppermint, I put the sticks in a ziplock baggie and beat on them with a wooden mallet. It’s fun.  I also like to add flake-salt to the top. As soon as the chocolate dries you can break the toffee into small bite-sized and incredibly caloric pieces.  I give it too my friends and neighbors every year.toffee8

You should also dust it with powered sugar to keep it from sweating.