I go to mass not infrequently. It’s kind of weird for me because I am not Catholic. I would not like to become Catholic. I will always be a natural WASP, which is code for elite pagan.
Just because above vidya makes me feel so lovely and WASPY. Such a good fee
I love catholics. TheIr f@g priest class-not so much. The Catholics don’t make me want to stand up and scream: “WTf are you talking about? Christ died for 30 damn shekels! Same reason they kill most people!“
I sat with a couple of European friends- not eternal anglos like me. Actually lady friends whomst werst raisest in Europeist.
I tried to be very polite when the boring loony-goon “priest” cried on and on about how we should donate money for his brave mission to bring savages into our homes to destroy us.
To my surprise, my tall and blonde and european,and in their own way f@ggot dear-friends,who I have to always be super careful around because you know- I am a super-nazi (which means a neon-nazi that comes with sour-cream and guacamole) Anyway,the taller one leans over and whispers very loudly, “It’s too much!” She didn’t even add what she usually does about every tiny thing “Don’t you think? “
I was careful not to nod so hard my head fell off! I couldn’t help but want to scream “I have been trying to tell you this!“
But can grills be f@ggotry? Pretty sure the answer is yes.
But what surprised me even more is the two older single American-looking women sitting down the pew from us. I guess boomers. Seemed to be infected with the same strange giggle-fest as ourselves when we were listening to a polyester-draped wanna-be homo (cheap vestments protruding, disgraceful priest), explain to us about the great violent people in Africa that we can send billions of our dollars to, so as they can take exams!
Very moving! We should be moved and what? Oh,feel very sad that some exams were not graded because the lovely Africans decided to eat each other instead, goy monies and guilt needed ASAP for important exam testing!
I paid extra neon-supremacist attention (which costs extra) to see if this delight of boomer-f@ggotry priestender would mention the plight of S. Effrika.
Not a single word.
I thought about asking to join his special f@ggot brigade to bring exams! to the children of black cannibals but with a racist request of examining how we can make sure after we save the Boer that those future-farmers of Starvation Africa bother us no more.
I decided against it. I did something I have always chided tall friend for- I took communion.
I had noticed our polyester clad prince of subversions eyes dancing upon me; during his Jordan Peterson on grant money for exams funding begging hour.
I used this opportunity to create theatrical and entertaining signs of disapproval with my eyes and my nose and my lips. Not super fancy but just enough to make him stutter. To make him doubt he read the right memo.
Meanwhile, we very respectable looking ladies are contagiously giggling up a derisive storm.
Personally, I felt I deserved a high tea for my efforts of restraint and simultaneous allegiance to beauty and love.
Instead I took Catholic communion as an act of aggression against the McCain-francis Class of Globo-homo. FFS I know how to take communion. because people. This time was the best time ever though!
After listening to this smug jerk tell me how not only should I let savages invade and destroy my people I should pay for it because they have some wild exam hunger. After that. After catching his eyes and looking derisively back. after making him shuffle and stutter—
As an eternal protestant/elite-faced pagan ambassador I took this cannibal cracker of Christ (tasted poorly-as always) and looked that lump down like a determined Somalian who is not interested in lies any more. I told now Montraelean Canadista
auntie and before I could even spill the guts of the story she said like “Captain Phillip? ” and I said yes and if this is not right. If you notice I cannot be arsed to look up the name of some demon movie from Hollywood- you are catching on!
Here is me and my most glorious communion with the idea that my people throw off their shekels! OH! and loser has very similar groace-face to Tom ? Balamy? Cruise? OH no hanks. Who cares?
I srsly make the best docudramas ever. I mean srsly. How many complicated whatever-nots have I made? I had a very sincere since of pride when I said, “I am the Catholic now!” bc he super didn’t know I was a teasing soup-taker.
I encourage you in every way and every day to find the smallest ways that make the most profound impact to let these abusive demons know that you are the catholic now.
It takes so little to rattle these demons because they know they don’t belong here.