I had to report BF to Scotland Yard for H8 speech; It pained me but I encourage you to follow my lead

Once again, I made a bunch of people a beautiful dinner. These people some refer to as ‘my family’. Fambly Schambly. My loyalty is always going to be to the Gold Stars like Diane Feinstein. My sole/soul goal is to enrich her and her husband in shady real estate deals. 

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So anywaz, whatevah! Once an effin’ gin I made this gorgeous healthy meal with fresh ingredients and thoughtful but simple composition.

 

And yet my BF said quite loudly:

“You know I hate Cauliflower!” 

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I leapt up like a joey and knocked over the table. It was glorious. I ran to the Scotland Yard website and condemned him for 

Our dinner guests took this video to document our discussion about appropriate dinner-time veggies. I wuz Kanga sheeeit ad he is naturally a goat. I’ve been doing a lot of squats. Yeah. I am very brave. You are going to love my cauliflower.

 

h8 speakin’ at the dinner table ffs

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Tim Wise would have you believe that this worth buying into. Just like his genocidal rhetoric. You don’t matter goyim. You can have no thoughts or likes or dislikes. Submit to the chosen people. Because they make awesome stuff like this. This is as real as Tim’s waxy skin. “never again’ “tolerance’ except for the part about all Tims holy days being about killing other people and you too sweetheart. Love cauliflower or die.

Against a brain-looking veggie who did nothing wrong! Please flood the valiant UK’s brill campaign of anti-hate! 

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Science! or Toxoplasmosis! Who can say?

Unrepentant BF screamed after me (not really screamed but did say) I also hate broccoli! You know that! 

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This domestic violence he subjected me to is anti-science. It is anti-fractal.  Fight hate wherever you see it!

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Lady and the evil patriarch. Right before I served the cauliflower and the evil bill-payer failed to appreciate and I had to call Scotland Yard.

 

And remember you have no right to preferences. You must and will hate yourself if you are white.  You must and will love being the victim of non-white crime against you for the nastiness of having beautiful communities. You have no more right to like food-stuffs than you have a right to like or dislike anyone or anything ,you homicidal gas-monkeys!

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The beauty, the health, the technology, the compassion that you brought to third world (retard third-tier euphemism for sh1t tier) 

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Tim Wise: genocidal maniac. Evil pig. Holocaust Denier.

doesn’t matter because you are horrible not only to Tim Wise the ug-goon who has made a career out of being genocidal and foul af,

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What is the Kurt Eichenwald skeevy slippery skin all about Tim? You don’t seem human. Please don’t have a seizure my ugly f@ggoly. It’s good that you don’t desire the affection of women.

how are we expected to believe that eternally unattractive Tim Wise, is in this for anything other than 72 virgins,  Anyone who has taken a real virgin knows that virgins are not sexy-happy-time.  Grills covering their face with their hands- having frozen bodies- being embarrassed is not the best hump in the world Wise. But we all know that Wise is Humi-sexual, 

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This Israeli based porn of jews being sexually ravaged by Europeans (in their dreams) was not weird at all. This is super normal behavior that every group like the Ukrainians and the Armenians take part in except no. No one wants to be ravaged by a jew or a turk. Sorry.

It’s part of his culture, what hole or whose hole is much less important than, achieving ultimate humiliation status for both rapist and victim.  Nothing says lovin’ like someone in the oven. Wait- that is not right…

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I forget. Anyhoo my oppressor (bf) I tried to get revenge on, by making brussels sprouts the next night. My patriarchical tyrant (bf) has no idea what he likes to eat.  He said“OH! delicious” (anyone who likes brussels sprouts is clearly a communist.  An EU supporter, a Jacobin, a Crypto-ADL apologist, )

He dared to look at me and actually say aloud: “You should add bacon to this”.

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Like I am a ratchet Martha-tier bacon-signaling beast. Saying I need swine-fat to make a delicious meal brings out the joey in me.

Like I am some Tim Wise-tier basic baboon-lady.

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Am pretts to the sure that this is Tim Wise’s wife. Is she trying to repent for some horrible sin? I mean ffs she is an attractive woman and he is a recession in the svm. Forgive yourself Kristy. You did nothing that wrong. It’s not possible.

The really important take-away from this very highly-educated paste is:  Try and shame people and exhaust them into not fighting back, repeat asinine talking points until the ‘oppressor‘ just gets will do anything to make you go away. Thank-you project mocking bird. 

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Try to destroy the people that protect you (that always works out). Don’t be like me. Don’t be a crazy Joe ready for a fight.  Believe your enemy when he is following our dear Devil-worshipper Saul Alinksy the Blinski’s advice: attack your enemy personally. People hurt before institutions do. Make yourself seem bigger than you are.

Weird that these same people regularly call for the death of all Europeans because ‘reasons’

Which I can only guess means HRC is  padding her a$$.

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You will never be clean again

Beware of BF’s who claim to like Brussels SproutsIgnore all the protections he gives you and make him call them Brexit Sprouts under the threat that you will start looking like Theresa May. It works.

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Yup.

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You like my cauliflower or this!

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Your choice patriarchy. Submit to my cooking which is very thoughtful or try to make love to the woman who looks like the prime minister of Britain. Who is laughing now? I just hope Australia doesn’t offer bf asylum before I get the look down.

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