Snickerdoodles

In their Kek form. These are Pepe Snicks. They have been brought into our agreed upon material world but are not yet fully formed into the establishment’s white omg sugar and cinmins privilege.

 

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How did they primordially arrive here I am sure you are asking. I will tell for you:

Refrigerated

  • 2 Eggs

Baking & Spices

  • 3 cups All-purpose flour
  • 1 tsp Baking soda
  • 2 tsp Cinnamon, ground
  • 1 tsp Cream of tartar
  • 1/4 tsp Salt
  • 1 3/4 cups Sugar
  • 1 tsp Vanilla

Dairy

  • 1 cup Butter (room temp)

And YET!

 

Pre-heat oven to 400°

Cream Butter- natch what else would you do w/ it? Add wetness- also know as eggs and vanilla. Then sugar but do not lick the bowl many times to see how good just plain butter and sugar taste because you are way too disciplined for that. But you must taste at least several times to make sure you are not food-poisoning people-there is that aspect that you give of yourself. Congratulate yourself for being so giving.

In another big ol’ bowl mix up all the boring dry elements that you won’t even need to poison test bc they don’t even taste good.  After thorougly mixed fold it in to the ‘wet works’ no this does not involve murdering a supreme court judge you are thinking of the Hillary Clinton “CookThisNationBook”. In this case it only means about a 1/4 of the dry meal into the wet works. No need to place a pillow over an aging conservative’s head until they stop breathing.

Now-this is key. Roll balls of dough-they could be your husband’s or any white cis-het-normative male who is opressing you by creating a functional community between your hands evenly.  They must be small. If your target’s balls are not small- cut them with a spoon (bc this is halal-adding to the sexy off-gassing pain of the killed) to the over-all sweetness of the cookie.

 In a small bowl combine SJW cinmin at about 1/4 to 3/4 of white sugar supremacy (this may be very expensive bc actual whiteness is being hunted down like an endangered species). When thorougly mixed or ‘swirled’ as the kids say- roll your husbands or other oppressor’s balls in the sugary mix. Place on greased by the establishment’s (((nwo))) preferably  aluminum (give your alzheimers a kick start) cooking pan for 8-10 minutes.  

Voila!

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The example is on a desert plate. Do you see how small and puffy they are? This is key. The appropriators of our Nazi cookies- and we all know that every white person is a Nazi bc well there is only one historical event worth of any recognition in the whole world and that is all white people are bad because they are uppity and think they have the right to self-dertermination vis a vis Snickerdoodles.  Blonde beasts all (nevermind how we paid a tremendous price and were killed at Idk 40+ million rate)

 So I completely understand if you want to appropriate western culture and try to kill us of as you always do in favor of the wide and flattened and unwholesome Snickerdoodles Miley Cyrus style. The unflattering whore of the Snickerdoodle: groacesnicks

 

I mean I get it. WTF are those laid out over-worked shames of cookies?  Not to slut-shame but WTF?  No puff or cute or little snail pops. I can kind of understand the bullies of cultural appropriation like that viscious bully Bonita Tindle bc 

 

and I had a Miley thing here but it was too groace. But those w/ the flattened-out worked like a really embarrassing thing. Those are no Snickerdoodles of mine. Respect my culture-respect the doodle.  especially because we are plotting to leave you. We’re done of being stalked by the other.

 

 

 

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